50 Ways to Leave No Cover by Randy Spencer
With Valentine’s Day just behind us, Randy Spencer has his own take on Paul Simon’s “50 Ways to Leave your Lover”.
Did Randy (our favorite insurance company-side lawyer) let the cat out of the bag? Methinks so. All in fun of course (but not so humorous if caught in one of the truths behind the comical verses)!
50 Ways To Leave No Cover by Randy Spencer ([email protected])
The problem is all inside your head
she said to me
People paid for a liability policy
And now your desk has paper in piles
And people screaming about
upcoming trials
The answer is easy if you take it
logically
Just close those files and set yourself
free
I’d like to help you in your struggle
With those large loss reports that you
must juggle
There must be fifty ways
To leave no cover
Your notice was late Kate
And then you didn’t cooperate
That’s not an occurrence Terrence
It’s impaired property Lee
You furnished alcohol Paul
You intended that Matt
We’re just excess Bess
We reserved on Buss Gus
Your claim relates back Jack
You spilled pollution Lucien
It’s a four corners state mate
That’ not PD Bea
The plaintiff’s your employee Dee
You’re just not an AI Ty
You never gave notice Otis
Your payment was voluntary Jerry
An insured, a dog is not, Spot
You had knowledge of falsity Leigh
We just never intended to cover that Pat
You prejudiced us Russ
That relief’s only declaratory Lori
You’re not legally obligated to pay Jay
That’s not trade dress Les
There’s misrep. in your app. Kap
We defended but we don’t have to
indemnify Guy
We’ll just investigate Nate
Your claim’s not first made Wade
There’s other insurance Vince
You’ve got an uninsured share Claire
The damage is your own work Kirk
Wrong policy term Thurm
We forgot to reserve but we still didn’t
waive Dave
It’s TCPA Faye
Or call it a junk fax Max
It’s not an accident Kent
We don’t cover an assault Walt
We lost your file Kyle
And your file too Lou
Your watercraft’s not less than 26 feet
Pete
Emotional injury is not BI Di
That’s not a professional service
Gervase
I just ignored my boss Ross
We don’t cover recall Saul
The policy is void Boyd
That’s mobile equipment Clint
That’s not a suit Newt
And for no reason at all your claim’s
denied Clyde
There must be fifty ways
To leave no cover
Originally posted on http://coverageopinions.info/RandyVol2Issue4.html
Feb 19, 2015